Yes my name is unusual, but the story behind it is this, since it’s always a hot topic, I decided I didn’t want to work anymore so I moved back in with parents at 33 years old, I have children I see every other weekend and because I don’t work I go to the wheeliebins at the local Morrisons and fish out left over food to feed my family
People always ask me what does KDBJMB well…
Kissing
Dirty
Bums
Juicy
Manky
Bums
Now you know
Victory achievements
Winning Tribe
You vanquished World 85 with your tribe Bolo Bananas.
Master of Speed
You were in the top tribe in 10 Speed Worlds.
Daily achievements
1x Supporter of the day
Defeat the most units in this world as a supporter.
Best result: on 23.03.2026 (1.012 units)
Combat achievements
Plunderer (Silver - Level 3)
Plunder resources from other villages 1.000 times.
Leader (Bronze - Level 2)
Defeat a total of 100.000 enemy units.
Reliable Commander (Bronze - Level 2)
Support other players 100 times in battles.
Robber (Bronze - Level 2)
Loot a total of 10.000 resources.
Conquest (Wood - Level 1)
Conquer a total of 5 villages.
Death of a hero (Wood - Level 1)
While supporting other villages, lose 1.000 of your units.
Master of the Battlefield (Wood - Level 1)
Completely destroy 25 hostile armies.
Nobles Faith (Wood - Level 1)
Defeat a nobleman in battle.
Scout Hunter (Wood - Level 1)
Defeat 25 scouting attacks.
Successful noble claims (Wood - Level 1)
Conquer 5 claimed villages.
The Warlord (Wood - Level 1)
Attack 10 different players
Wallbreaker (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 Wall levels using your rams.
Social achievements
Beloved Friend (Bronze - Level 2)
Make a total of 15 friendships.
Brothers in Arms (Bronze - Level 2)
Be a member of the same tribe for 60 consecutive days.
The mentor (Bronze - Level 2)
As a mentor, train 3 apprentices.
Educated
Graduated from an apprenticeship under The Dowager Countess.
Growth achievements
The Archeologist (Gold - Level 4)
Discover 15 unique relics.
Librarian (Silver - Level 3)
Discover 9 unique Skill Books.
Paladin's level (Silver - Level 3)
Level up your paladin to level 20.
Recruitment Drive (Silver - Level 3)
Recruit a total of 50.000 units!
Architect (Bronze - Level 2)
Build a total of 150 building levels!
Band of Brothers (Bronze - Level 2)
Have 4 paladins.
Continent scorer (Bronze - Level 2)
Make it into the top 30 of a continent!
Fortune and Glory (Bronze - Level 2)
Have 4 relics attached!
Gatherer (Bronze - Level 2)
Scavenge a total of 10.000 resources.
Market Guru (Bronze - Level 2)
Trade resources using the market 100 times.
Out of time (Bronze - Level 2)
Use the instant complete option 100 times!
Score champion (Bronze - Level 2)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 5.000 points.
Top scorer (Bronze - Level 2)
Make it into the top 100 in the world.
Accomplished student (Wood - Level 1)
Improve your paladins' skills to a combined total of 15 skill levels.
It Belongs in a Treasury (Wood - Level 1)
Acquire 10 relics!
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Wealth comes in gold (Wood - Level 1)
Mint 50 gold coins.
Other achievements
Barricade Battle: Detective (Gold - Level 4)
Clear 100% of the stages.
Barricade Battle: Predator (Gold - Level 4)
Defeat 180.000 enemy units in the Barricade Battle.
